I Love You So Much {icky version}

We have TONS of books that are very sweet and treasured by me

and my boys, books beautifully counting all the ways they are loved.

Yet somehow and don't ask me how {grin}

I know they love to hear me tell it to them like this.
Channeling a little Shel Silverstein maybe?
E and I have been reading...

I Love You So Much

{the icky version}

I would let a giant fart on my head.

Or eat a worm all gross and dead.

I'd fight all of the pirates in the deep blue seas

and sit in a vat of creepy, crawly spiders up to my knees.

To the crocodile I would flash a big ol' smile
{and if that surely was not the end of me}
I would walk on my blistered hands for more than a mile.

Still I would kiss a warty frog all covered in slime

or burp the alphabet for the fiftieth time.

Nothing too gross, nothing too scary,
except maybe a gazillion little fairies.
{what? you love Tinkerbell!}

Point is I would throw myself into shark infested water
or cast every spell in the books of Harry Potter.

To show you how much...
Gross, Yes! Scary, Absolutely! but True.
I love you.

*~*~*~*~*~*

I know disgusting and yes, totally boy.
An original and all mine {smile}.

Have a gross day friends!

{michelle}